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Most likely candidate to win Wimbledon?








Serve lets down Sharapova in Wimbledon final
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Maria Sharapova's serve let her down again, and this time there wasn't much she could do about it.

The three-time Grand Slam champion had experience on her side Saturday in the Wimbledon final. Petra Kvitova was just plain better, beating the fifth-seeded Russian 6-3, 6-4.

"She was hitting really powerful and hitting winners from all over the court. She made a defensive shot into an offensive one," Sharapova said. "And, yeah, just kind of laid on a lot of those shots. I think she was just more aggressive than I was, hit deeper and harder, and got the advantage in the points."

Instead of using her serve to set up easy winners, Sharapova seemed more concerned with just landing them. And she was probably right to think that.

Sharapova finished the match with six double-faults, including three in a row over two games at one point in the first set. That, however, was fewer than the 13 she misfired in her semifinal victory over German wild-card entry Sabine Lisicki.

"I think there were a lot of things that I could have done better besides the serve," Sharapova said. "It's also about the serve and the first ball, the return and the first ball, and she was just doing that a lot better than I was."

Sharapova did give herself a chance in the second set, however. After going down an early break, she broke to get to 2-2.

Sasha Vujacic, the New Jersey Nets guard who also happens to be Sharapova's fiance, then stood up in the players' box and screamed, pumping his fists while his gray T-shirt showed signs of sweat.

But despite another break to 3-3, Vujacic's vocal support didn't work.

Sharapova said she will take a couple of days off after heading home for the first time in weeks, but her long-term plans are still centered on tennis.

And just reaching the final at the All England Club seven years after winning it when she was 17 is a move in the right direction.

"It's a big step because my game is improving, and it's a big step because it gives me a tremendous amount of confidence going forward," Sharapova said. "We still have many tournaments in this year and the next and the following. You know, I just want to be a better player and I want to keep working."



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attou Jul 04, 2011 at 16:06

hay tu es bien ?
souhaite bon vacance et tu fais une match pas tellement

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jimmy boogieman Jul 04, 2011 at 18:52

my new veasnery is plastic stick too it why have i have tha need too bring out big mexican as tha party clears my class becomes ever one sorry but i have lavesh habbits lisen too tha around tha mex yeah we wear hit mexico i would but im in tha jungle they killed 3 of my cousin durango my name is rare as tha world my face worth tha marage pure hard hits finish tha last chingo bling murder hit and yes number 6 i can lie i swear like two times when i hit tha sun roof is there any thing better then saying it your turn now who has my key soo i can come get get and get to togeather one lie away from droping it hot if you see me make sure tha tha hit price less my memory is swiss fuck chingo bling all girl report too tha locker room girl jimmy whatcxh how buster want too work with make him a shame im so afical tipc

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Steven Jul 07, 2011 at 00:13

I will give you one thing Maria! You and Sasha or Juan or whom ever it may be are sure funny too watch!!!!!!!!!!

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Top 10 Favorite Summer 2011 Moments Jul 07, 2011 at 02:43

10. Maria blaming her Wimbledon loss on her serve. It would be much higher, but it is just getting so redundant. 9. Seth Meyers making sure Spiderman was in the ground to stay! 8. Everything about David Letterman! Again, the redundancy factor coming into play. 7. Kuz-Whatever-Brown raving about Sasha's sexual prowess two days before Maria comes running back to my, well- you know. One more time, would be much higher but we went through this with Juan and Charlie! 6. Erica from Brazil catching herself before she unrobes on the soccer field. Way to leave it to the imagination! 5. Alexa Chung reminding me that there are still Chelsea Handler's in the world. 4. Casey Anthony beating the rap! And still the media cannot learn their lessons! 3. The most overpaid oink oink actress in Hollywood calling me a pig. Not even interesting, just strictly funny! 2. Bruce Pearl burning Spiderman to the ground. Spiderman, Spiderman-don't burn down 'Ol Spiderman 1. Anthony Weiner- 'nough said!

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Steve Jul 11, 2011 at 02:20

Steve: Handler, you son-of-a..... Maria: Steven, get the HELL off my website!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stop the Madness Jul 14, 2011 at 22:21

Auh, goodbye fried rice; hello fried chicken! Uh, I've always wanted to say this: HISLE!!!!!!!! Auh, Auh!!!!

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You know what we call that; A Sharapova! Jul 18, 2011 at 21:59

Hey keira knightley! Just curious, did you really end a five year relationship BECAUSE A COMPUTER TOLD YOU TOO?

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Damn, that is a nice labia; I think the photo is doctored though, what do you people think Jul 18, 2011 at 22:24

I have a new contest everybody: it's day to day, and it's so easy everyone can play- who ate the more meals that day, Keira or Maria? By the recent looks of things I will guess Maria will win most of these, although this really looks like it will SHAPE up to be a lose-lose competition!

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People, I really don't want to do this anymore Jul 18, 2011 at 22:53

Hourglass- really Keira That makes about as much sense as Maria being an hourglass! I mean, she is just a lump, and your sort of a popsickle stick there (Oh yeah, it is O.k. C. K., Brett is headed the other way)

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Jaws Jul 18, 2011 at 22:55

Would ya stop, would ya just stop it!

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Dearest Bob Knightley Jul 19, 2011 at 01:21

You keep bugging me and we are going to have issues there 'Teddy'bear!

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Take it easy assholes Jul 20, 2011 at 02:06

What do you think, Rupert? You think Jam-IE can wear that labia out to where it aint doctored know! Puissy is pussy man, I think he can! You better get back in there!

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Duschbag of the week: Eva Mandes, no big surprise here Jul 20, 2011 at 02:10

Come on Rupert. Are you a man or what! A fifteen minute film, no wonder she left you! Are you a man or what!

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Seriously, man, stop wasting my time- go back to doing what the comp. tells you too! Jul 20, 2011 at 02:23

Hey Keira knightley, you are a total coward in my eyes! Get rid of that image, fuck off and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You suck totally- you are just another coward like Maria Jul 20, 2011 at 02:39

Seriously Keira, why don't you try eating something instead of ruining the world!

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And don't think this is an invitation for you to come back! Where do these people learn this shit- from shitheads like you Jennifer Michelle and Tracey! Go ahead, come back and see what happens Jul 20, 2011 at 05:35

God that felt good Keira! What do you think, you think you could match it ! Judging from what I've seen so far, I have to say NO!

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Tathy Jul 20, 2011 at 21:24

Hey Keira, I was picking up this cheeseburger tonight, and I spotted this Lasagna sitting on the table. I immediately thought of you and ordered one! I will keep it in the fridge for you, you have two days to claim it, but then it is mine! I think I know what you are going to do with it, but I really wish you would eat it!!!!!!!!!

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Eva Jul 20, 2011 at 21:28

Excuse me, that could just as well be Eva!

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Fake ass frauds need to find a life Jul 20, 2011 at 21:50

No come on assholes, what is your next move! Just more harrassment! I know Keira your eyes are stuck in the headlights! Just leave me alone assholes, you could have involved me numerous times! You didn't! Let me find a real woman!

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No seriously, whatever gets you through the day! Jul 20, 2011 at 21:58

OMT, I will eat whatever the fuck I want to from whereever as long as I have the money! You people can read what ever you want from, I don't give a shit!

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But like I said, you people whitewash it any way you have too Jul 20, 2011 at 23:41

Sorry keira, I can't be a fan. One thing I did learn from the Sharapova fiasco, being a fan sucks!

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Does not compute! Jul 20, 2011 at 23:42

You do look like your enjoying yourself, can't understand why you wont leave me alone!

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Something I found out many years ago Jul 21, 2011 at 00:03

Well Tiger all good things must come to an end! Never be afraid of tomorrow

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This horse will be waiting and don't worry he is not in a wheelchair Jul 21, 2011 at 03:07

Hey James Righton, quit leaving your mess (Keira) behind for me too clean! God your a pathetic loser. I never hurt or made one Asian uncomfortable! Hey peace bro! Your idea of peace is pathetic. Come and get it you fucking dickhead! The challenge has been laid down, answer it or shut up, drama queen!

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Eva Mendez Jul 21, 2011 at 03:09

tRUTH BE TOLD, kEIRA kNIGHTLEY IS A FAKE ASS FRAUD

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Steven Jul 21, 2011 at 03:12

Jamie boy, the whole world is watching are you a man or a boy!

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PHrodil- actually don't need it, but thankx for caring! Jul 21, 2011 at 20:12

God Asian people are pathetic! Why don't Alexa and James go eat some little girls pet cat or something!

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Crusty The Clown Jul 21, 2011 at 22:13

One Charlie in your life is enough! I won't trouble you anymore!

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Go ahead, make some more fake -ass commercials like that fruit apple pear Sobe shit Jul 22, 2011 at 18:15

Sorry Keira, but I wasn't hungry like the wolf or anything else for that time, but maybe I am now! That's twice you have come around and ripped that adorable wedding dress, you are not coming around again. We could have charted a small cruise to the bahamas, went parasailing, waited till Sept. and went to the Alachua County music festival if that was what you wanted! You made it clear, stay away! Oh yeah, do you realize your boy there hated me and that is the only interest in you! Read the interview from the Reading-Leeds Festival! Your a pity fuck, your not even a real booty call!

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Don't worry Maria Jul 22, 2011 at 18:19

You weren't the object of the wolfs leer yesterday, but I won't say who it was because it really isn't right!

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And no it wasn't Denise! Jul 22, 2011 at 18:22

And no it wasn't Denise!

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I tell it how it is: If you can't handle it people, DON'T ASK! Jul 22, 2011 at 18:39

I tell it like it is: if you can't take it people, DON'T ASK!

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I hope you get your ass kicked EVERY SINGLE TIME you play that nigger! Aug 03, 2011 at 12:31

Do we have a fucking communication problem here people! I said I am not playing this shit anymore. Maria Sharapova, Keira knightley and Jennifer Aniston are pathetic losers because THEY ARE FAKE-ASS FRAUDS! For the last time, FUCK OFF!

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zaki Aug 06, 2011 at 21:46

you are very beautifull,and you are very nice

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dog person Aug 14, 2011 at 05:43

Just so we are clear on one thing knightley! You lost that role, and that is no joke! Don't come back again, freak! Did everybody get that?YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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You are an ugly stank bitch! Stay the fuck away from me you English freak Aug 14, 2011 at 05:46

Yeah I thought so, cunt!

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And while we are on the subject, Maria! Aug 14, 2011 at 05:50

You were just so convinced it was Michelle, weren't! As if she was the only Italian Seminole! Oh well, I guess as much as I want to be as smart as you, I will just keep on being me!

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And stay away from me Shover, you freak! Your 43 year old mom! Stop playing childish gamesand find a dad for your kids! Aug 14, 2011 at 05:57

God, you and Keira are really stupid, ugly kids! Why don't you too just leave me alone! My life is better without either of you, yours are the same! Who do you think won? Nobody asked you to come back! NOBODY!!

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Dog lover Aug 14, 2011 at 06:29

No wait Keira! I changed my mind I want you back!

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Please eat this one- I ve been looking at pictures of you here lately, and you actually look a little worse there! Aug 14, 2011 at 06:38

Nope sorry Keira. Feeling is gone again! To show you no hard feelings, I bought your favourite food again: LASAGNA!

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Steven Aug 14, 2011 at 08:09

You want to know why you do not get my respect, either of you: because you don't deserve it!

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You still here you dried up English muffin Aug 14, 2011 at 08:21

Yeah keep laughing about it bitch, and show your age! I guess kicking a guy out of your house after 5 years( yawn, this is so boring) because a computer told you too is funny!

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majid Aug 16, 2011 at 05:06

hi You're beautiful I see you in bed because you do not have access I wish you would host the show you'd Aradtm. I love Maria

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Like I said Maria you have never earned my respect Aug 19, 2011 at 17:52

Good, now that your weekly dose of bullshit is exposed, Maria, everything can return to normal!

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I know you won't have the courage to answer me like a man, face to face; well, maybe this time will be different Aug 19, 2011 at 18:12

Sean Penn just out of curiosity are you black or are you white! I mean, do you even know who you are?

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Sorry, no cupcakes at the airport today! You must be at Dulles, I hear the muffins are good though! Aug 21, 2011 at 21:06

Don't worry Maria! It wasn't your best tennis yesterday either, but you got that victory also!?

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Go Sasha go! 165, Maria you took a classically mangy mutt and turned him into a Borza, nice work! Aug 21, 2011 at 21:27

Don't have any of the cherries, though. They may look good, but there actually full of toxins, a lot like the gay pasta!!

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Louis borges Aug 24, 2011 at 16:42

Oh lord, it's hard too be humble, when your perfect in every way!

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Ooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!! Aug 25, 2011 at 08:13

Maria, I had the most god-awful nightmare last night! You had 54 double faults in a second round loss next week. Everyone kept saying "54!?" and looking at me like it was my fault! They wouldn't say it, but I could tell. It was horrible! Maria: !@#$Your a big baby! Me: Oooohhhh!!!!

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Why don't you just leave or die cunt! Everybody hates you now anyway! Sep 18, 2011 at 01:03

God Novak, your such a hero! You remember what a real hero used to be people! I don't know, someone who would get engaged and then set an actual date and get married! You are a total bore and waste of time Maria! One more thing, bizarro Russian freak, you should pat yourself on the back and take abow: ESPn is a completely classless bunch of jerks! Taht some accomplishment! Here a new word for you to LEARN, ESPn: Sportsmanship! You don't have it at all! Hey Sharanation, ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Actually, a part of me wanted to see F.S.U. win, which there was a time I never thought I would say that! Sep 18, 2011 at 01:09

Sorry Shawna, I hate to be an I told you so, but?

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You will never win me back loser! Get the point! Go live in a project in Baton Rouge Sep 18, 2011 at 01:16

What is your excuse this time Maria! What is the lesson you taught, huh! That your a complete classless bitch who has no idea what she is doing or what end is up! Hey, get the point Sportscenter, Maria Sharapova is 'OLD NEWS!'

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Just get the fuck away from me you stupid motherfuckers! Sep 18, 2011 at 01:23

You want to know the difference between the actual blond I was looking at and you! She had a chest; she was an actual woman, unlike you and that loser from Teddington! Hey kids you want to LEARN how to be a loser in life: take the class ESPN is offering! That should more than set you on your way!

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Forget about it Maria! I only deal with real women (which you are not in any sense of the word!!!!!!!) Sep 18, 2011 at 01:28

Don't worry Charlie! I said I wouldn't bother Denise anymore! It wasn't her!

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Shawna: Tellem Steve Steve: Ke-Ke_Keira knightley SUCKS!!! Well with a body like that, SHE'd BETTER!!!!! Sep 18, 2011 at 20:32

Hey Sasha, you know while you were teaching me lessons yesterday(as my teams were winning the big games, but that is your bizarro world?) Maria has been fooling around with Juan! She's all yours! ENJOY!!!!!

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You two are pathetic Sep 18, 2011 at 21:32

maria, keira you both are fucking insane! You have serious serious mental problems!! All the Heineken in the world will not drink it away!

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Li Na Sep 18, 2011 at 21:41

Hey, new contest! Who is more pathetic: pity-fuck Keira knithley or robot paycheck Maria Sharapova! The winner gets an all expense paid trip to Brazil!

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Mr. North Sep 18, 2011 at 21:43

Keira Knightley stinking plug-hole! Who would want it anyway??????????????

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Question of the week: has anyone seen Knightley's beast? Sep 18, 2011 at 21:51

Hey Keira, you lost bitch! Have the dignity Sharapova doesn't have and get off the field!

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Emmy Sep 18, 2011 at 21:58

Hideous loser: we have a tie- Maria Sharapova and Keira Knightley!!!!!!!!!!!

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Li Na Sep 18, 2011 at 22:31

O.K. people, has anyone found Knightley's breasts? They have to be somewhere!

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Seriously, why are you playing hide the olives Kor- I mean Keira? (I always do that) Sep 18, 2011 at 22:37

Wh-Wh-What? What do ya mean What? Her breasts, motherfucker! Her breasts! Have you seen 'em! Wh-Wh-What? Say what one more time motherfucker! I dare ya! I double dare ya! Go ahead, say it

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Couldn't leave it alone could you people! Sep 18, 2011 at 22:51

Your a pity fuck and a fraud Keira! I mean come on, how can anyone take you seriously?

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Mr. Sandler Sep 18, 2011 at 23:29

Hey Keira, Eva told me about the time she spent with you during the filming of that movie, and I immediately came up with a new nickname for ya. Tell me what you think: Plugbutt

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Come on, answer the question! Sep 18, 2011 at 23:44

Hey Keira, what's that arrow pointing too, anyway! Novak seems to have plenty to offer! What do you think: where's it pointing too!

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David Letterman Sep 19, 2011 at 04:04

And you wonder why it did not work out plugbutt! You people have no plan at all. No GOALS!!!

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Letterman Sep 19, 2011 at 04:08

Plug, nice to see we can count on you showing your true liberal rat colors! And oh, by the way, this really sucks that I'm doing this on your website, doesn't it popsickle stick???

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Letterman, Letterman, Letterman Sep 19, 2011 at 04:20

Plug, plug, plug- didn't you get that Rachel haircut in Feb. to get away from this, and hear you still are??? Your not exactly doing me Right-ly (ooh, creepy)

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No, seriously loser, answer the question Sep 22, 2011 at 13:08

Mike Thomas, I have a question for you! If Maria is your magnificent Superheroine, and Keira is your delightful Supervillian, what is Jennifer role in your Bizzarro tale! I mean, what part of I am not doing this anymore does your college- educated mind not comprehend! What is your peoples excuse for not getting me involved this time? I know all there is to know now!

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Mike, I think I will have the police show up at your door: suspicion of passing English, Greek and Russian(European) fradulent checks Sep 22, 2011 at 13:14

Oh, by the way Maria! Saw the the rock from Sash there; but just curious, did Juan put the one on the other hand, you know, the European engagement hand?

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Dearest Superplug, Ivve missed you. It has been a whole three days since you have been around to irritate me Sep 22, 2011 at 13:18

Hey, the K Y idea was yours, a--holes!!!!!!! Don't start something your not prepared to see through(Your only right about one thing people, we will resolve these issues one way or another!)

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You Know Who Sep 22, 2011 at 13:23

Oh, I know what your thinking Maria! I'll get him to come back and he will look so bad after what he said last weekend! Sorry to disappoint, but I think I will just wave my Harry Potter wand and make you disappear!

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You were warned! Now the boy slays the evil dragonette Sep 22, 2011 at 13:50

Hey Mike, the term delightfully evil doesn't quite square with childishly needy! Around the Fourth of July and The Open, Keira, when I was through with it and you kept hanging on. You really wanted it, didn't you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know, when you showed me that perfect? music box and later pined for my exceptance at learning an instrument!

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I mean, the guy never even got the cup of tea!! Sep 22, 2011 at 14:08

I don't think he looks like an aggressive gay fireman, do you people! Hell if anything he looks like a repressed monogonous monk! That's probably why they broke up to begin with!!

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Love that Superplug Sep 23, 2011 at 07:44

Hey Keira, instead of A for Adulterer, shouldn't that be F for Fraud. You, Maria and Jennifer could get matching shirts and wear them around on your promotional tours!!!!!!!!!

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F: Jesus Christ,boy! B: You don't know what I am refer- F; RB knows what your referring too! RB: ohhhhhhhh!!!!!! Sep 23, 2011 at 08:05

Hey Thomas, shouldn't that be devishly cute instead of delightfully evil. You know Knightley, short or long, I bet you could get him at full throttle. Scrub those walls and watch you pour it out clean!

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And down goes Knightley! And down goes Knightley! And down goes Knightley Sep 23, 2011 at 10:10

Hey Mirren. Looking good!! Caligula!!!!

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Thankx for the pizza dear! Sep 23, 2011 at 12:43

Maria, I have to hurry! I have my favorite pizza waiting(you know, well done)! But I think it should be noted, Rupert and her did look the beest don't you think? In a sort of libertanarian, Phantom of the Opera kind of fashion!

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IIIIIII like this job! Sep 23, 2011 at 13:30

Move over! I'm want to drive now! Keeeeeiiirrra Knightley! Whom am I speaking with! I go by many names! Jack, Jack again, Heath, Ceaser, Knox or Nole though those two are low on my list!

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Sorry, sleep time! Don't worry, Conan will wake me! Sep 23, 2011 at 14:19

The difference between me and you Keira? Your a fluffy flirtation and I am a tardy tease!

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The Deer Hunter Sep 25, 2011 at 15:54

Great Party, Keira! Two thumbs up!! You and Maria shouid go on the road together!

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Rupert Oct 07, 2011 at 01:55

It is alright, Keira! I have seen enough! You can come back now.

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Class is nothing, money buys class; too bad you have no character and create scenarios to cover your flaws Oct 07, 2011 at 02:24

One more thing, even Conner Shaw thinks your a DICK Letterman, and your bullshit, to some extent, benefited him! What does that tell you! God your a stupid mother-fucker!

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Steven Luther Lawing Oct 07, 2011 at 16:38

maria sharapova is a pathetic loser who needs to die and go to hell since since she can't grow up, get married and move to teddington with all the other losers!

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Sasha Vujacic Oct 08, 2011 at 17:31

keira knightley, you ARE a pathetic bore!

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Paula, stick to what you know: screwing contestants(to ruin your shows credibility) and the bottle and shut you fake ass remodeled face the fuck up! You don't know what your talking about: Little Reed Ridimg Hood is looking awfully grim, Maria! Always Oct 11, 2011 at 00:37

You do want to get your head cut off, don't you! Must be guilt over the Casey Anthony thing?! Tell you what, I will mail it to J.P.P., just in time for your Favourite holiday: HALLOWEEN!!

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Yeah, Conan I have a response! Oct 11, 2011 at 02:28

If little faggot Jamie boy is such a great lover, why did keira come running back to me yesterday, AGAIN: UNINVITED at that???? Come on maestro, we need your spinning excuse on that one! Hurry, hurry! Don't worry jamie; maybe one day you will learn how to screw her right-ly??? As long as no-dick rupert is your only competition, you might actually have a shot! Come on, I'm pulling for! Yoo can do iit, jamie! (I don't actually know how to spell that, but you get my point)

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That was too easy people Oct 11, 2011 at 02:35

Don't worry jamie! Now christie will have the perfect opportunity to spin you all the time in the world to work on your technique! Come on jamie, yoo caan do it maan(there, gave it another shot) That on was for you eva!

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Sasha vujacic Oct 19, 2011 at 08:32

Maria Sharapova SUCKS ASS

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Orlando new hockey team Oct 19, 2011 at 08:33

Yeah, what I thought you pathetic piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They reallty do Oct 21, 2011 at 18:49

You know, after careful consideration people I've come to the conclusion that your secrets SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Darn everybody Nov 02, 2011 at 00:04

Darn, Taylor, you can never set foot in Iran. What a shot, huh! Just think of all the personal fulfillment and fun your missing out on! DARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ahhhh, who let the damn dog back out!? Nov 02, 2011 at 00:13

Durka Durka, or as I like to call him, deedee- Ruf ruf, rufruf

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Darn Darn Nov 02, 2011 at 07:55

Sorry that should be dukar dukar

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Notice how I said your name twice! No disrespect- Your favourite goat Nov 02, 2011 at 14:48

Sing a song for durka, short and sweet, Sing a song for durka, ass-bag of the week!!!!!!!!!

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I mean really , you probably would not condone this kind of activity anyway Nov 03, 2011 at 23:09

Taylor, I don't conduct myself around your camp and I'm not privy to your everyday goings on, but I can tell you if it were me OH YEAH, I WOULD SUE! Do it for the Sandra Bullocks' and Jennifer Aniston's of the world who, like you have had to endure this kind of attention- WHEN THEY OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS!!!!

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What a legacy for you DEEDEE! After all, in an odd, bizarre way it all would have happened because of you Nov 03, 2011 at 23:25

However, if you don't do this, perhaps when/if the Iranians ever gain their independence, they could name their first airline Song Bird- with a whole flock of stewardess dressed up in country garb just for you. Perhaps it will grow so large that it would someday rival large American airlines, like A. A. or even Delta.

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Just think of all of the capitalism it will bring to your part of the world, d. Nov 03, 2011 at 23:40

But for you extremists and radicals that think the idea is a little too slow and tame, how about a celebrity grudge match between Renaldo and Messi, with the winner getting an all expense paid trip to Mattress World with the Middle Eastern Adult Star of his choice. Hell, no losers here,both of them (as they take their turns) saluting a statue of the grinning Allah sitting on the chester drawer like a peeping tom, you dirty little spirit you! Off to the side, if I offended anyone, I do apologize (although I may not necessarily agree) As for me, I'm going to go excersize my free will and hit the internet, double dip.

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TWEET-TWEET- Tweet- tweet Nov 03, 2011 at 23:51

Here is a pretty little songbird Reminds me of my youth, They call her Tay- lor But her image is all I new!

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And if we lose internet porn, so be it! You won't Completely lose intenet porn, that's what copyright is for. And if we do, yes, I'll be sad but at least we will know who to stone,right ahkbar? Nov 04, 2011 at 04:18

Come on, rise up Christina, Taylor, and Scarlett. Take these extremists who have been crossing the line for too long now to court and let them decide where it ends. Show them that TRUE free will should extend too everyone! Isn't that part of respect?

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Right on, brother! Big thumbs up! Assbag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nov 04, 2011 at 04:41

Dearest DD, Thank you for ruining it for every other guy out there. Keep crossing!

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Now that makes it alright! Thank you Nov 04, 2011 at 04:48

You know, it just hit me! With your idiotic actions, there can only be one explanation! You must be a woman! That has to be it. There is nothing wrong with that, OF COURSE. But that's the only possible conclusion. Come on, take them to court ladies. Do it!!!!

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Central Stadium in Socchi Russia Nov 04, 2011 at 21:39

Sue, Sue, Sue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Long Live Christ, dumbasses! Nov 05, 2011 at 19:14

Dearest Taylor, Just writing to see how the Song Bird project is getting off the ground! Cant wait to see all of those daily flights flying over the Iranian Embassy while bringing in all of that imperialistic Capitalism. Here is hoping to an ever-expanding year for your company, while that hedonistic ahkbar and his vouyeristc buddah are performing their evil deeds in closed tents all over the desert (Hell, no wonder the women have to wear veils: the men can't bear to look into their eyes as they degrade them) P.S. I know, I know- Christ is an ephemeral image that can never truly go away, so what I said doesn't actually make sense: I just like the way it sounded!

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Your welcome Surfers Nov 05, 2011 at 19:31

Hey Taylor, I had a great promotional idea for your project. On your first day of business, drop empty bird cages onto the grounds of the Iranian Embassy: make sure it gets on YouTube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Long live Jesus; not Hey, Zeus, but Jesus(Now it's'Your welcome Surfers') Nov 05, 2011 at 19:56

Just think about it Taylor, You make money, you make a point and you tease the Iranians. I can just see them running out of their huts with with guns and various weapons, big grins on their faces: 'til they open up a bunch of empty bird cages, where they shake their fists qand curse to Allah under their breath as your plane is flying away over the Mediterranean! Your youtube caption could be: Come Fly The Coup With Taylor Swift!

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Keep coming back, making a fool out of yourself, pathetic loser! Nov 08, 2011 at 01:40

Hey Knightley, Just curious, who is going to be the older, loveless man that marries you: that complete wimp rupert friend or the three minute boy james righton!

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To finish what I said before 'because it sure isn't me' although keep coming back, I'm starting to enjoy watching you mmake a fool out of yourself! Nov 08, 2011 at 01:49

Here righton, since you cannot take care of your own business, I will help you out- after all I promised: you will know you are a man when you can last at least 12-15 minutes, though most go at least around 20!

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A pondering, exhausted sweaty Messi: I swear to god that grin got wider?! Deedee: Imperialist pig Letterman: Camel-fucker Nov 08, 2011 at 05:05

See Keira, Look what I just did for you! As nice as I can be, offering real help and friendship no matter how much penicillen your going to need!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That should be that you need Nov 08, 2011 at 05:16

That should be that you need!

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I want to take you down, to where the catfish ground on Blue Bayou: Oh where the sunfish fly against the late night sky on Blue Bayou Nov 08, 2011 at 05:48

Hey there girl, what tya writin' there, what tya writin' there HMMMMMMM? OOOwwweee, a diary book over the noggin doesn't feel that good, tya know!!

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The Dolc Nov 09, 2011 at 03:19

Maria, It seems that young Tay-lor Has a new 'friend' with a -stache If I grow a beard with no stache Can I keep up with the C- Maria: Dolce!!!!

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ESPN Sucks!!!! Nov 09, 2011 at 04:41

ESPN Sucks!!!

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Jeremy shaap, your father is turning over in his grave, you 'disturbed' disgrace to your fathers profession Nov 09, 2011 at 08:35

Come on Sean Penn, I want to cross paths with you! I want it to happen! Unlike the black guy that threatened you and then backed off, I will take you on all the way you absolute lowlife in the most extreme sense of the word! Shut-up and deliver, asshole!

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mehdi((iran)) Jan 13, 2012 at 05:13

ilove you maria .do you love me

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Rich Feb 23, 2012 at 00:19

Keep looking for her in tennis on yahoo hoping to see when she will play again. We know she enjoys hard surfaces but nothing in 2012 yet?
When MARIA when?

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